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    I was running away from zombies in the dark and fell into a deep cave, but didnít even break my leg. Got out of that mess and my friend killed me when he collapsed a bunch of dirt on me while digging for a treasure chest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Csigrissom View Post
    I was running away from zombies in the dark and fell into a deep cave, but didn’t even break my leg. Got out of that mess and my friend killed me when he collapsed a bunch of dirt on me while digging for a treasure chest.
    Done that collapsing soil death to myself god knows how many times lol

    Nearly had a darwin moment last weekend, screamer called in ferals, while I dealt with those a Zbear spawned I legged it crapping myself as I could not climb my ladder into my base all of a sudden!

    Then thought "I am not getting hit" climbed up turned around and realised the cop puking noise I heard as I ran from the bear was the cop hitting the bear and now the cop and zbear were having a deathmatch

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    Day 12 on my latest world. I knew the dogs were coming, so I decided to run to another town in the hopes the dog horde woild spawn while I was traveling.

    I get to said town with no incident. I stop at a car deal and collect the gas barrels. Travel around a a couple corners and stop at a pass and gas for the gas barrels there.

    I'm clearing zombies out from in front of the gas station, making sure to spin about to make sure my back is clear. There isna zombie a bit away slowly meandering my way, so I decided to check the bodies of the fallen while I have a moment to breathe. I gather the loot and look up and my zombie friend is at the corner of the building. Which is still a good bit from me as I'm half way across the road in front of the gas pumps. Imthis is one of the smaller stations. His corner is the front side without the garage.

    I do another spin no other zombies and then go and check a body further away. And whack! I get hit from behind. I turn expecting it.be my friend that.is been watching, Nope! This is a different zombie. My friend was just getting to me, and then the black and brown wi th flashes of sharp teeth.

    "Where did that dog come from!?" I scream in my head. Of course, until this point the dog, and as I soon found out, the dog's twin didn't make a sound until they were taking chunks out of me.

    So I go to jump on my bike to get away, but wouldn't you know it that friend is there. I'm ine full on panic mode. I wack the zombie with my club, he drops. I don't check to see if he is done as I now habe the triangle option to get on my mini bike. And I start my escape, feeling limucky that all I ended up with was an infection. That was when I ran into a destroyed car and one of the dogs caught up and applied the bleeding effect.

    I'm down to 20 hp and dropping. I take a deep breath get a couple blocks away, and decide to stop to apply a bandage. The dogs were still on me. Instead of applying said bandage to gain up and stop the bleeding, I'm on wood frames apparently trying to place them in the dogs faces. Guess what? The game does not allow you to place blocks on the faces of dogs...

    Every zombie between me and my bag died.

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    Changing the difficulty from nomade to maniac believing my prebuild house with 1 layer of wooden spikes and two layer of other wood spikes can protect me from day 70 horde. I take the award

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    Had one today we decided (myself and Damselx1) to play on Navezgane for a change, day 1 I find the lone POI porn theatre, go inside see the cooking pot and think "Cool already got a grill and hunting rifle on day1 in a tree stump, now cooking pots", went to pick it up and BOOM! turned out it was sat on a mine or was rigged as one, either way dead shaped, thank the zeds I left my bedroll on the roof of the same POI lol

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    Goldilocks

    Was out looking for a good cave to mine in when I came across a good size one. Got off my bike only to be attacked by a bear (made no sound) knocking me down the cave and breaking my leg. I looked up to see the bear coming after me so I turned around to run out another near by opening only to see a 2nd bear. I then figured that I'd pillar up the wall and start shooting the two bears, only to have a 3rd bear fall on me knocking me back into the cave. One can only assume that I became meat stew after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ddoss54 View Post
    Was out looking for a good cave to mine in when I came across a good size one. Got off my bike only to be attacked by a bear (made no sound) knocking me down the cave and breaking my leg. I looked up to see the bear coming after me so I turned around to run out another near by opening only to see a 2nd bear. I then figured that I'd pillar up the wall and start shooting the two bears, only to have a 3rd bear fall on me knocking me back into the cave. One can only assume that I became meat stew after that.
    You are not nominated but I still like it

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    The entrance to my base is a 4 block wide ramp to a second floor drawbridge entrance. At the time, it had no side guards, so I gunned my minibike up the ramp and careened off the side of the ramp into the wooden spikes below. The minibike remained unscathed while I bled out to death in a matter of a couple of seconds. Lesson learned.

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    Congratulations on an effective defense!

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    I started a new map yesterday. My starting spawn placed me on the top of a pine tree. I noticed I could move on the branches som so I figured hey maybe I can back up a little bit and catch the lower ones so I wonít hit the ground... didnít work probably one of the quickest deaths in the game Iíll ever have.

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    Built a bunker underground for emergency's (two massive rooms, with smaller ones connecting). shortly after day 77 horde, an unending wave of screamers attacks our base until nothing but wood walls are left , trapped in bunker for 2 days, no ammunition only explosives. decide to let the horde into the first room of bunker... (vault doors and loads of steel and concrete separate each room), load first room with gas barrels and TNT, let them in, flooded with cops ferals and screamers, shoot the explosives, door goes flying at me and nearly kills me, entire room is engulfed in flames and gore from dead corpses, roof has like 17 blocks of gravel above it, once the supports for the roof are blown up the ENTIRE roof of the first room collapses. nearly 2x as many zombies as the first horde stroll in (first horde was near 40-60), all fall into hole made by blown up bunker. attempt to escape from emergency door, cop mined down to door and is behind it. have to let cop in to kill him with melee weapons, blow up half of our food supply, base is ruined. we are currently in the process of moving from our pass and gas base to the army barrack nearly 3km away... thank god we have mini bikes.

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    Fire, explosions, collapse - that's 7DTD bingo!

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    Went for a walk in the wasteland the other day, to try and clear a path to take my minibike through (there were no roads at all). I'd left the bike at the edge of the biome so I could scout on foot, which was going quite well for a while... until I almost walked into a hub cap mine. Spotted it when I was one square away. Breathed a sigh of relief, took out my bow, stepped back, and let loose. Apparently I didn't step back far enough though. Instant death.

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    I had just finished a hoard night, and as I was cleaning up a straggler zombie wandered up and caught me by surprise. I pulled out my crossbow and shot it in the face. As it turns out I forgot to swap back to steel crossbow bolts. I immediately died when the explosive crossbow bolt exploded in both our faces. At least I got the zombie.

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    I was tracking another player in a town at night, creeping along so as not to make any sound myself and with the volume turned right up so i could hear everything they did.

    For some reason I randomly hiccuped and this startled me so much I fired a shot on my sniper which, as the sound was so high and things were so intense scared me and made me fart and startled me again and I promptly shot another round off...

    I didnt die but I am sure the other guy died laughing

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