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    Mine would have to be when I was running for dear life from a pack of wolves back to a barn I was squatting in at night. I barreled down a hill and ran onto the one hubcap mine in the smallest patch of wasteland I've ever seen. It was still day time but so close to night that it might as well have been lol I couldn't see anything and didn't even realize it was a different biome until I exploded.

    On the bright side, I got where I was going quicker bahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captivating View Post
    Mine would have to be when I was running for dear life from a pack of wolves back to a barn I was squatting in at night. I barreled down a hill and ran onto the one hubcap mine in the smallest patch of wasteland I've ever seen. It was still day time but so close to night that it might as well have been lol I couldn't see anything and didn't even realize it was a different biome until I exploded.

    On the bright side, I got where I was going quicker bahahaha
    It was the same way in A16.4 for, if there was a mine, I'd probably find it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PoppaTot View Post
    It was the same way in A16.4 for, if there was a mine, I'd probably find it lol
    very true, though at least then I pretty much knew I was in wasteland and not to run at break neck speed unless I had no choice, this one came out of nowhere, it was hysterical!

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    I climbed on the tower crane and decided to build on his boom observation post. Did the walls, the ceiling, put the box of supplies, built a door and the crane jib fell down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calebelt View Post
    I climbed on the tower crane and decided to build on his boom observation post. Did the walls, the ceiling, put the box of supplies, built a door and the crane jib fell down.
    LMAO I didn't even think about that falling, glad you found out for science reasons before I did haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morloc View Post
    My dog watches this game when I play, often from my lap (he's a 20 lb. black poodle who really like games and television). I walked into a room, I think it was the 1st floor of a Crack-A-Book, and there's a LOT of sleepers around. My dog notices this and is waiting for the inevitable melee. I like to try and loot 1st (before killing much) there, because the z's have a bad habit of breaking bookcases. As I crept around, one of the sleepers began to stir. My gamestage had gone up enough that it was a spider zombie.

    My dog raises up his head, pointing out that I was agro'd, and maybe because he noticed that this one was a little different...ROFL, the spider screams and LEAPS across the room right at me. My dog FREAKS OUT over this and lunges at my monitor rocking it backward. In the process of trying to catch my screen, and keep my dog from going right through it, I got cornered by everything, stun-locked, and well...you know the rest.

    Wherever my dog is in the house now, if he hears the spider screech, he comes running and growling (in an completely offended tone).


    -Morloc


    That one made me laugh!

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    My husband likes to stand on things. Trees, cars, animals, me.

    Anyways, he decided to jump on a pig whilst we talked about what we are doing next. The pig moved out from under him (still benign as we hadn't hurt it) and he fell to the ground and died like he had fallen off a cliff. Just, SPLAT!

    Perhaps being a hat/helmet just wasn't his calling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saera View Post
    My husband likes to stand on things. Trees, cars, animals, me.

    Anyways, he decided to jump on a pig whilst we talked about what we are doing next. The pig moved out from under him (still benign as we hadn't hurt it) and he fell to the ground and died like he had fallen off a cliff. Just, SPLAT!

    Perhaps being a hat/helmet just wasn't his calling.
    Sounds like he forgot the saddle.

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    I was outside a vendor waiting for it to open, and there was a trailer POI *immediately* across from it (close enough that the outer wall of the POI was "protected" by the trader). So I go in and clear it, and decide to scrap some stuff while I'm waiting. The trailer has an awning, the kind you see on late-night TV ads on cable. OK, well I'll remove the cloth, then switch to pickaxe and remove the metal frame. Except oops, the cloth appears to hold up the metal frame in this case. It fell the 1 block of distance onto my only 26hp head, and BOOM, Headshot!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordoftheMoo View Post
    I was outside a vendor waiting for it to open, and there was a trailer POI *immediately* across from it (close enough that the outer wall of the POI was "protected" by the trader). So I go in and clear it, and decide to scrap some stuff while I'm waiting. The trailer has an awning, the kind you see on late-night TV ads on cable. OK, well I'll remove the cloth, then switch to pickaxe and remove the metal frame. Except oops, the cloth appears to hold up the metal frame in this case. It fell the 1 block of distance onto my only 26hp head, and BOOM, Headshot!...
    bro, that's just bad luck haha

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    I saw a gas barrel on a second floor porch. Chopped the door door down with my axe, turned right to grab the barrel, and the "swing twice when you really want to swing once" bug appeared and I hit the gas barrel with the axe, promptly exploding myself to bits.

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    I knocked a zombie down, then moved towards him to try to club his head while he was prone...I clipped up on top of him, and when he stood up and i backpedaled to get off of being on top of him, i died from falling damage...while at 100 health.

    I also got the "top of the world" achievement for reaching maximum world height...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Limdood View Post
    I knocked a zombie down, then moved towards him to try to club his head while he was prone...I clipped up on top of him, and when he stood up and i backpedaled to get off of being on top of him, i died from falling damage...while at 100 health.

    I also got the "top of the world" achievement for reaching maximum world height...
    Luckily I've only ever broken my leg with this bug but at least you got an achievement out of it mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PoppaTot View Post
    These are great, I hate dying, but I do love the deaths that make me laugh.... after my initial rage lmao
    Same, My funniest death, was i drowned, My miniibike had its physics glitch and i skidded down the side of a hill into the bottom of a lake, I got halfway up, then had to jump off the bike to get air of course the bike slid back down to the center of the lake, going back, with how your char swims slower than a retarded toddler trying to walk, I got on the bike and was like, a few blocks away from getting out of the lake before I drowned, thankfully the bike didn't slide all the way back to the deepest part of the lake again so I got it out the 3rd time trying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ktr View Post
    Haha - same here. I looked as those two deaths as teaching moments: Do not, under (almost) any circumstances attempt to take on a bear at level 2 and definitely do not turn your back on the bear without running being involved. And always carry barbed wire and/or a shotgun for 'oh crap' moments.

    I say almost above because I did get my revenge on bear kind the next day. I was inside the trader and a bear spawned/wandered over to the front door. I couldn't get out. BUT he couldn't get in. twenty five stone arrows later and my food problems were solved and I got my vengeance.
    You can kill a bear at level 1 with a wooden club i've done it, just backpedal, and he'll never get close enough to hit you as long as you keep moving, time your swings and you can club him right in the nose, it WILL take a while though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morloc View Post
    My dog watches this game when I play, often from my lap (he's a 20 lb. black poodle who really like games and television). I walked into a room, I think it was the 1st floor of a Crack-A-Book, and there's a LOT of sleepers around. My dog notices this and is waiting for the inevitable melee. I like to try and loot 1st (before killing much) there, because the z's have a bad habit of breaking bookcases. As I crept around, one of the sleepers began to stir. My gamestage had gone up enough that it was a spider zombie.

    My dog raises up his head, pointing out that I was agro'd, and maybe because he noticed that this one was a little different...ROFL, the spider screams and LEAPS across the room right at me. My dog FREAKS OUT over this and lunges at my monitor rocking it backward. In the process of trying to catch my screen, and keep my dog from going right through it, I got cornered by everything, stun-locked, and well...you know the rest.

    Wherever my dog is in the house now, if he hears the spider screech, he comes running and growling (in an completely offended tone).


    -Morloc
    Death by poodle, this has to be one of the best 7dtd funny deaths i've seen/heard about. MY cats HATE the trader opening beep, each time they hear it they look around the room probally thinking "What the f*** was that?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PoppaTot View Post
    It was the same way in A16.4 for, if there was a mine, I'd probably find it lol
    In a16.4 I've died to mines in the wasteland more than to zombies, fall damage too has killed me more than zombies as well in a16.4. Only stuff in 16.4 that used to kill me really was dog hordes when they cornered me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morloc View Post
    My dog watches this game when I play, often from my lap (he's a 20 lb. black poodle who really like games and television). I walked into a room, I think it was the 1st floor of a Crack-A-Book, and there's a LOT of sleepers around. My dog notices this and is waiting for the inevitable melee. I like to try and loot 1st (before killing much) there, because the z's have a bad habit of breaking bookcases. As I crept around, one of the sleepers began to stir. My gamestage had gone up enough that it was a spider zombie.

    My dog raises up his head, pointing out that I was agro'd, and maybe because he noticed that this one was a little different...ROFL, the spider screams and LEAPS across the room right at me. My dog FREAKS OUT over this and lunges at my monitor rocking it backward. In the process of trying to catch my screen, and keep my dog from going right through it, I got cornered by everything, stun-locked, and well...you know the rest.

    Wherever my dog is in the house now, if he hears the spider screech, he comes running and growling (in an completely offended tone).


    -Morloc
    What a good boy! :]


    Don't really have any too funny deaths to reminisce about yet. Guess there was one house where you start the "dungeon-trail" through a garage. Right after the garage there is a small closet room, which later turns out to be just below the loot room. In the closet room I can peek thru a hole in the ceiling and see the goodies. "Ah good to know, for future runs of this place, but since this is the first time imma do the full gauntlet for fun. JUST REMEMBER THE EXIT IS THE LEFT DOOR. THE RIGHt DOOR GOES INTO THAT CLOSET." Continue to do the full gauntlet run of the place. Arrive at loot room not more than a minute later and awake 2 feral big mamas and a wight. Feck. Run back down and right into the closet. "Oh sh-" turn around and big mama fills the door frame already. Thanks, short term memory, can always count on ya!

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